Rogelio: Rain biking: because sometimes you like taking your internet friends outside.
Drinking at your desk and exchanging witty responses on LJ just isn’t the same.
And Scott rides his bike in the rain; that’s why he bought shiny snazzy fenders.
Me: For the record, I bought the fenders because I anticipated riding through pools of blood, not rain. Rain fenders are for babies.
It’s true though. Rain. I ride in it.
Rogelio: You bought those fenders because you anticipated getting matching silver racks.
Me: I bought those fenders in preparation for the apocalypse! I bought the silver racks because they looked nice with the fenders – in preparation for the apocalypse.
Katie: you better be talking about the zombie apocalypse, because that is the only kind that’s going to happen.
Hank: Can zombies ride bicycles?What if you’re bit by a zombie while riding a bike? Do you fall off when you turn into a zombie?
Are bicycle helmets adequate protection against brain-feasting zombies? I doubt they know how to take off your helmet.
Rogelio: It’s all about the straps on your helmet when you’re dealing with zombies. Also: Your machete and don’t forget to carry extra tubes in case of a flat.
Katie: dear god, zombie cyclists. i don’t think they’d get very far, they can hardly walk/run/do anything requiring hand-eye coordination…how can they be expected to stay upright and pedal on a bike?
But i am worried about the lack of brain-feasting protection offered by “helmets”. they should really just be called “styrofoam-y caps that make concrete hurt less, but you’re screwed if it’s not concrete”.
Hank: I have never seen a zombie riding a bicycle, so I think we’re ok.
Rogelio: Maybe the cyclist style helmet with the air / zombie finger holes, but I think the full helmets, much like your’s and J’s, would stand up to an initial zombie lunge. They will at least prevent a grasp at ones scalp from behind and the scraping at the back of your head will be your prompt to thrust forward and twist as you swing at your favored cripple shot for the miscellaneous human appendages.
Zombies on trikes? ZombieTrev?
Ryan L: Helmets won’t save you from zombies
It just gives them something to upend and serve brain sundaes in
Monica: now I know why all those zombie I saw were carrying hersheys syrup, chop nuts and whip cream.
Katie: mmmmm brain sundaes. complete with strawberry (blood) sauce!
it is times like these i appreciate a heftier bmx helmet.
J: this is absurd
come TO THE PERFORMANCE YOU QUEERMALOIDS PS ZOMBIES ARE SO DONE
Monica: your mom is so done
Chris C: What performance? The bike shop?
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